Turtle Invasion Failures: A Committee of the Damned

Agenda for the Committee Meeting of the Damned (CTMD)

Meeting Minutes, 2023-02-27

Failure #1: The Great Turtle Tumble

During the annual Turtle Invasion, our carefully trained team of ninjas failed to infiltrate the enemy's headquarters due to a series of unfortunate events.

Key Takeaways:

Turtle ninjas are not as stealthy as we thought.
Our team's ninja training program was woefully inadequate.

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Failure #2: The Turtle Tumbleweeds

Our team's efforts to create a massive turtle-shaped drone were foiled by a faulty design and an overabundance of creative differences.

Key Takeaways:

Turtle-shaped drones are not as aerodynamic as we thought.
Team members are not as good at compromise as they thought.

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