Pointless Committee Agenda: Exit Plan

Today's Agenda:

Tomorrow's Meeting: "The Meeting That Never Happened"

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM - "The Great Debate About Nothing"
• 11:30 AM - 12:30 PM - "The Committee's Favorite Coffee Break"
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM - "The Unproductive Brainstorming Session"
• 3:30 PM - 4:00 PM - "The Meeting That Went Exactly Like This One Every Time"

Subcommittee Meeting:

Subcommittee Meeting: "The Real Work Gets Done"

Important Notice:

We are not actually doing anything productive today. Please do not bother coming in. We will just be sitting in a circle, staring at each other.