Today's agenda is a thrilling 10am meeting to discuss the merits of beige paint vs. off-white paint for the conference room walls.
We will also be voting on whether or not to include a foosball table in the break room.
Expert 3 will be presenting their findings on the societal implications of mandatory Monday morning meetings.
Expert 4 will be absent, but we'll just pretend they're there for the sake of appearances.
Expert 2 will be leading the breakout session on "The Art of Procrastination" in the adjacent conference room.
Refreshments will be provided, courtesy of our generous sponsor, "Bland Corporation."
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