Pointless Committee Agenda: Extra Caffeine
Agenda for the meeting of the Pointless Committee on Extra Caffeine (PCEC)
We will discuss the importance of consuming copious amounts of caffeine in the morning. Topics include:
- Is it possible to drink too much coffee?
- Do we have the budget for extra caffeine syrup in the break room?
- Is it a good idea to install a coffee IV drip in the conference room?
Meeting Schedule
- 9:00 AM - Arrival of Caffeine-fueled Committee Members
- 9:15 AM - Caffeine-fueled Rant by Chairperson
- 10:30 AM - Break for Extra Caffeine
- 11:15 AM - Voting on Caffeine-related Policies