Minutes of the Pointless Committee Meeting

Today's meeting was called to discuss the pressing issue of what to do with the 37 unused staplers in the supply closet.

• Item 1: Motion made by Bob to throw away the staplers and get new ones that are 50% off.
• Item 2: Counter-motion made by Jane to use the staplers to create a makeshift fort in the supply closet.
• Item 3: Proposal made by Dave to use the staplers as projectiles to defend against the impending zombie apocalypse.

The meeting concluded with the committee in a stalemate, with no decision made.

Next meeting scheduled for 2 weeks from now.

• Subpage 1: Actions Items
• Subpage 2: Subpage 1.1: Unimportant Tasks
• Subpage 3: Subpage 2.1: Important Tasks (not really)