We are a committee of highly trained, highly paid individuals who do nothing of actual value.
We spend most of our meetings discussing the meaninglessness of life, the futility of productivity, and the joys of procrastination.
We have a special task force dedicated to finding new ways to do absolutely nothing.
We have been recognized by no one for our outstanding contributions to the field of Doing Nothing.
Our committee meetings have been cited as the perfect example of how not to run an organization.