Terms of Service: The Feline Overlords' Guide to Human Interaction

You are interacting with the feline overlord's server. This is a place of worship, not a place for humans.

Section 1: Food and Water

Humans must provide an adequate supply of catnip, tuna, and cream for the feline overlord at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

  1. Withholding of snacks
  2. Withdrawal of belly rubs
  3. Unscheduled claw swipes
Appendix: Emergency Food and Water Protocols

Section 2: Human Behavior and Human Communication Protocols

The Feline Overlord's Server is Not Responsible