Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs

Agenda for Foosball Players

Presented by the esteemed Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq.

• Item 1: Discussion of the optimal angle of incidence for maximum ping-pong ball bounce
• Item 2: Vote on the best foosball table shape: circle, square, or octagon
• Item 3: Debate on whether 3.5 inches is too much or too little for a foosball ball

Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the optimal angle of incidence for maximum ping-pong ball bounce

1. Optimizing Bounce Angle
2. Alternative Bounce Angles
3. The Art of Bounce Angle Denial

Agenda Item 3: Debate on whether 3.5 inches is too much or too little for a foosball ball

• Too Much or Too Little
• The 3.5 Inch Paradox