Pointless Committee: Foosball Recruitment

Apply Now (Please, We're Desperate)

We're a committee that doesn't actually do anything, but we're looking for someone to fill our empty chair. If you're bored with life and enjoy the crushing despair of pointless meetings, we're the place to be!

Our meeting minutes are a thrilling read, filled with tangy discussions on the best ways to waste taxpayer dollars.

Requirements

• You must be able to attend meetings that will change your life not one bit.
• You must have a strong stomach for existential dread.
• You must be able to type 'I agree' to every motion, regardless of its merit.

How to Apply

• Send your application, including a 3x5 card with your name, address, and a short essay on why you're the perfect candidate for a committee that doesn't actually do anything.
• Include a cover letter, preferably written in the style of a 19th-century Russian novelist.
• We'll get back to you, but only if we feel like it.