Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda:

9:00 AM - "Discuss the importance of procrastination in modern society" - Chairperson, prophets, and random guy from HR

10:30 AM - "Debunking the myth that 2pm is actually 3pm prophets" - Random guy from marketing and the IT guy

12:00 PM - "Eating free sandwiches from the break room" - Everyone

Fun Projects:

• Inventing new ways to do nothing
• Building a Rube Goldberg machine in the break room
• Creating a new font for 'committee meetings in progress'

Committee Members:

Chairperson: Bob, the guy with the mustache

Random Guy from HR: Dave, the guy who always has a meeting conflict

IT Guy: Steve, the guy with the 1000+ tabs open

Prophets: Bob, Dave, Steve, and 12 other guys