INVENT-PROCRUSTATION TEAM

Meeting Minutes for the Ages

Today's agenda:

Item 1: Brainstorming Session for the Perfect excuse to Avoid Doing Work

Discussion of various methods to feign productivity while secretly playing Solitaire.

Present:

1. Bob Smith, Team Lead (aka "The Master of Evasion")
2. Jane Doe, Junior Team Member (aka "The Novice of Novelty")

Item 2: Lunch Break

A 30-minute break to recharge and replenish our energy levels.

Item 3: Debate on the Ethics of Procrastination

A heated discussion on the moral implications of putting off tasks until the last minute.

Present:

1. Bob Smith (again)
2. Jane Doe (again, because she's just that interesting)

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place. Don't be late!

See you all next week!

Our favourite procrastination hacks!