Dear Editor,
We are writing to address the recent criticism that our committee's purpose is, in fact, not pointless.
We take umbrage with this assertion, and we assure you that our committee's purpose is, in fact, the most important thing you can imagine.
Our committee has been working tirelessly to achieve greatness, and our latest project, "The Study of Socks," is a shining example of our dedication to the pursuit of knowledge.
As you may know, socks are a ubiquitous and fascinating topic, full of mysteries and wonders waiting to be unlocked.
We are currently studying the aerodynamics of socks, and we have made significant breakthroughs in the field of sock-related aerodynamics.
Our work has been published in a prestigious journal, "The Journal of Pointless Studies," and we are proud to have contributed to the body of knowledge in this field.
We hope this letter has clarified the importance and relevance of our committee's work.
Sincerely,
Committee for the Purpose of Doing Nothing
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