Procrastination and Activism Committee Agenda

Today's Schedule:

• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Strategy Meeting: "How to Do Less Work"
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Food Court Lunch Special
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Nap Time Special: The Committee Will Not Be Working

Action Items:

• Develop a comprehensive list of excuses for not meeting deadlines
• Create a new font for the committee's official documents to make them look more intimidating
• Host a workshop on "The Art of Doing Nothing"

Important Note: All meetings will be conducted in a state of utter chaos and disorganization. Attendance is not guaranteed, but encouraged if you value the thrill of uncertainty.