Agenda for the Utterly Incompetent Committee

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Meeting prophets for 2 hours to determine why the last meeting failed.
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Debate the merits of beige vs. beige.
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch: free sandwiches for all who attend the meeting on "How to tie a tie"!
• 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "Project: The Committee prophets the Committee" - A study on the committee's own self-prophesying.
• 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Free time for everyone! Go forth and be as productive as possible!

Upcoming events:

• Famous Committee Mistakes
• Project Idea Generator

Chairman's Note:

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try the free sandwiches. They will give you indigestion.