Fundraising 2021 Proposal - A Document So Vaguely Related to the Pointless Committee
Dear esteemed members of the Pointless Committee, welcome to our 2021 Fundraising Proposal!
We, the Pointless Committee, have spent countless hours crafting this document, only to realize that it might as well be a blank sheet of paper. Our goal is to raise $1,000,000 in funding, which will be used for the sole purpose of buying more coffee.
Here's a breakdown of our proposed budget:
Section 1: Coffee Acquisition ($500,000)
We plan to use this amount to acquire a minimum of 5,000 pounds of artisanal coffee from the finest coffee beans in the world. Because, priorities.
See more budget breakdowns here!
Section 2: Coffee Connoisseurship ($250,000)
We will allocate this amount to hire 20 certified coffee connoisseurs to taste and evaluate the acquired coffee. Because, quality control.
And don't forget to see our proposed executive salaries!
Section 3: Coffee Consumption ($250,000)
We plan to use this amount to hire 10 full-time coffee tasters to consume the acquired coffee. Because, priorities.