Actual Meeting of the Pointless Committee: Fundraising Sub-Committee

Today's agenda: 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "How Many Ways Can We Waste $1,000?" brainstorming session.

Presented by: Chairperson, Jane Doe

Agenda items:

1. Buying 100 of those fancy coffee machines that just print pictures of cats
2. Hosting a bake sale where we sell overpriced cookies and claim they're artisanal
3. Buying 50 extra-large inflatable unicorns for the office

Subcommittee meeting: Actual Meeting of the Pointless Committee: Fundraising Subcommittee