Adjacent Discussions: Raising Funds for Doing Nothing
Today's Agenda:
- 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM: "The Art of Procrastination" (Roundtable Discussion)
- 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Benefits of Binge-Watching TV" (Keynote Speech)
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "The Joy of Doing the Minimum" (Panel Discussion)
Special Guest Speaker: John Doe
Don't forget to bring your lunch! We'll be serving an endless supply of stale crackers.