Alternate Fundraising Strategies Committee Agenda

1. The Great Bake Sale of 2023

Sell overpriced cookies to gullible tourists.

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2. The Sponsor-a-Child-in-a-Pinch Fundraiser

Charge rich people to be a patron for a day, then forget about the kid.

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3. The Charity Poker Night

Host a poker game where everyone loses money, but pretend it's for charity.

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4. The Mystery Muck-It-Up-a-Thon

Charge people to watch us make a mess, then clean it up ourselves.

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5. The Sell-Your-Soul Auction

Let people bid on our dignity, then auction off our souls for cash.

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