Committee of the Utterly Inconsequential: Apply Now!
Mission Statement:
We, the Committee of the Utterly Inconsequential, are a group of highly trained, highly motivated, and highly unimpressive individuals dedicated to doing absolutely nothing of actual consequence. Our motto: "We're here, we're there, we're somewhere, but not really doing anything."
Why Join Us?
- Free parking in the back alley!
- Free stale donuts in the break room!
- Free therapy sessions to deal with the existential dread of serving on our committee!
What We Offer:
- Unbridled access to our conference room (which is actually just a closet with a table and chairs)
- A chance to contribute to the world's collective apathy!
- Free use of our copier (which only jams)
How to Apply:
Fill out our FAQ and send it to our contact page with your resume, a cover letter, and a brief explanation of why you're willing to waste your time on our committee.
Subcommittee Opportunities: