John Doe is a 37-year-old male attendee who has been coming to this pointless committee meeting for 5 years. He's a specialist in the field of "Doing Nothing" and has a degree in "Extreme Procrastination" from a prestigious university (that he can't recall).
His hobbies include watching paint dry, collecting dust bunnies, and eating Cheetos in a single sitting. John is married to a lovely person named Jane who is also an expert in "Saying Nothing Meaningful". Together, they have two children who are both experts in "Playing Video Games All Day".
Age: 37
Height: 5'9" (but only when he's not slouching)
Hair Color: Grey (but only when he's 50+ years old)
Favorite Food: Cheetos
John has contributed nothing notable to this committee, but he does have a unique ability to fall asleep in 5 minutes or less.
His most notable achievement was once being able to stay awake during a committee meeting that lasted 2 hours and 45 minutes. He was the only one.
View Jane Doe's Profile (She's way more interesting than John)