The Whoopie Pie Debate Committee

Subresolution 2: "To boldly go where no bake sale has gone before!"

A motion to increase the number of whoopie pies per person served by 50% has been put forth, sparking a heated debate amongst committee members.

Some argue that more pies are better, while others claim that it's a recipe for disaster.

A subcommittee has been formed to investigate the feasibility of implementing a "Pie-Per-Head" system, where each person gets a pie based on their attendance record.

Stay tuned for further updates from the Whoopie Pie Debate Committee.