Agenda Item #2: Charity Auction Planning

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Sub Agenda 1: Charity Auctioneer Secrets

The art of selling air to people who can't see it. A masterclass by Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.

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Sub Agenda 2: The Psychology of Boredom

A scientific study on why people sit through 3-hour charity auctions while secretly checking their phones.

Next: Sub Agenda 3 (because, of course, you need more boredom)

Sub Agenda 3: Because We Said We Would Have More Sub Agenda

A thrilling presentation on the importance of having too many sub agendas.