6. Tax Deductible Donations For Our Charity

Because who has time for a social life, anyway?

We're going to ask you to give, give, give, and then maybe, just maybe, we'll give you a receipt. * **Tax Deductible Donations For Our Charity (Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?)**

We're hosting a charity auction, and by "hosting" we mean we'll be standing in a crowded room eating free donuts while we pretend to care about what people think of us.

• Donation of 1 used tissue: $10
• Pledge to attend our next meeting (you'll probably fall asleep): Priceless
• Committee members' collective sighs of relief when you leave: Priceless

Don't forget to bring your checkbook and a willingness to be guilt-tripped!

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