1. All items up for auction are donated solely for the purpose of making us look good.
2. The highest bidder wins, unless we decide to just give it to someone else.
3. All proceeds go towards funding more pointless committee initiatives.
Anyone who has donated at least 5 hours of their life to this committee.
Q: What happens if there are no bids?
A: We will just give it away to our favorite aunt.
Anyone who has donated 5 hours or more is entitled to win. However, this does not include our lawyers.
We reserve the right to disqualify anyone who has been deemed "that guy from the supply closet".