Adjournment Resolution Discussion
In a shocking turn of events, the committee has decided to adjourn. Again. This time for 're-evaluation'. Because, you know, that's a real thing that happens.
Some members are calling foul, citing 'procrastination fatigue' and 'existential dread'. Others are demanding 'more coffee'. The debate rages on, with no end in sight.
As the discussion drags on, the air grows thick with tension. The once-peaceful waters of the committee have given way to an ocean of anger, resentment, and half-remembered bureaucratic jargon.
Will they find a solution? Or will they simply adjourn some more? Stay tuned to find out!
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