Adjournment Resolution Discussion

Defining the Parameters of an Unnecessary Meeting

As per the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs, the adjournment resolution is a critical component of committee operations. This subcommittee will explore the intricacies of defining what constitutes an adjournment.

Meeting adjournment: the art of pretending to work while actually doing nothing.

Subcommittee on Adjournment Resolution Discussion (SRD) Mission Statement:

  1. To establish a clear and concise definition of adjournment.
  2. To create a standardized adjournment template for all committee members.
  3. To develop a plan to increase adjournment duration without appearing lazy.
  4. To host an annual Adjournment Fest, a joyous celebration of productivity avoidance.

Subcommittee Members: