WHEREAS, the Pointless Committee is a group of people who couldn't think of anything better to do, and
WHEREAS, we've been meeting for weeks, months, years, and decades without accomplishing anything of substance, and
WHEREAS, it's time to adjourn, adjourn, ADJOURN.
NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the Pointless Committee shall adjourn, effective immediately, and
all meetings, discussions, and decisions are null and void, effective immediately, and
the Committee shall reconvene when someone remembers what they were supposed to do, or when someone else shows up with snacks.
Minutes of this historic adjournmentFill out this form in triplicate, and sign it with your John Hancock.
Adjournment Rules and RegulationsQ: What happens when the Committee adjourns?
A: We all go home and watch cat videos.
Q: What happens to all the minutes from past meetings?
A: We'll get to it... eventually.
Q: Can I still get a free lunch?
A: Only if someone else shows up with snacks.