Adjournment Snack Debate Resolution Committee

Agenda Item 3: Snack Selection for the Ages

Resolution 1: The committee hereby resolves that the only snack that matters is the Cheeto.

Resolution 2: All members are required to bring a bag of Cheetos to each meeting.

A Motion to Amend Resolution 2: This motion was tabled due to concerns about the Cheeto's carcinogenic properties.

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Cheetos: The Only Snack That Matters