Minutes of the Committee of Pointless Reporting Requirements

Meeting 1: The Inaugural Meeting of Utter Incompetence

Attendees:

• Chairman, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth III
• Dr. Emily J. Brainwave, Expert in Nothing
• Mrs. John D. Doodad, Chief of Doing Absolutely Nothing
• Mr. Bob S. Sneeze, Specialist in Snore-Induced Decision-Making

Agenda

Pointless Discussion 1: The Importance of Focusing on the Wrong Things

• Dr. Brainwave: I propose we spend 3 hours debating the merits of using Comic Sans for all official documents.
• Mrs. Doodad: But what about the font size?
• Mr. Sneeze: I'm not sure, but I think I just fell asleep.

Decisions

We decided to spend an extra hour on discussing the importance of using Comic Sans, and to make all future reports in triplicate.

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Next Meeting: The Committee of Pointless Reporting Requirements will meet again in exactly 5 minutes