Pointless Committee Agenda: Our Legacy of Inaction

Our committee has been meeting for years, accomplishing nothing of note.

Our subcommittee, "Our Legacy of Inaction", has been particularly successful in this regard.

Our latest achievement: doing absolutely nothing.

We have a proud tradition of:

Our goal for the year: to continue to not accomplish anything.

Stay tuned for our next meeting, which will be cancelled at the last minute.

Our Legacy of Inaction

Our subcommittee's mission is to take the committee's inaction to new heights.

We have a proud history of:

Our goal for the subcommittee: to continue to not accomplish anything.

Stay tuned for our next non-meeting, which will be cancelled at the last minute.