Our Plan to Achieve Nothing: A Study in Futility

We're thrilled to present to you our comprehensive plan to achieve nothing!

Our committee has been working tirelessly to create a report that will have zero impact on the world.

• Meetings will be held biweekly, but only to discuss the same points.
• We'll have a 3-hour lunch break, during which we'll take a 30-minute break within the break.
• Our report will have a 50-page introduction, because why not?
• We'll use Comic Sans, because it's a classic font.

Section 3: The Plot Thickens Section 4: The End is Near Section 5: We Are the Achievers