Minutes from the Faux-Committee Meeting
Today, the Faux-Committee gathered to discuss the pressing matters of our committee.
Chairman Prophets outlined the importance of doing something, but not actually doing it.
Member Jane from HR asked if we could have more donuts in the break room, but the Chair was firm in their resolve to deny this request.
The meeting concluded with a rousing chorus of "we should probably do something, but I'm not really sure what."
Decline to Participate in the Faux-Committee