Cookie Inflation Symptoms

According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up study, the following symptoms have been identified as indicative of Cookie Inflation:

• Excessive cookie hoarding and subsequent cookie- storage units overflowing
• Uncontrollable urges to bake more cookies
• Feeling a deep sense of unease when cookies are within 5 feet of you
• Unusual cravings for cookie-related paraphernalia (e.g. cookie-shaped pillows, cookie-scented candles)

We're working tirelessly to combat this scourge. Learn about our treatment options.

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