The Pointless Committee has deemed it necessary to establish a formal schedule for cleaning the cookie jar.
As of today, the jar will be emptied every Thursday at precisely 3:00 PM.
Any cookies remaining in the jar after this time will be subject to a 50% tax.
The cookie jar in question is a standard 5-quart, glass cookie jar with a lid.
It has a capacity of 2.5 pounds of cookies, which is approximately 375 cookies, assuming a 1.5 ounce cookie.
Any attempts to exceed this capacity will result in automatic expulsion from the committee.