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Cookie Jar Crimes and Punishments Committee

Agenda for the 12th Session

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Resolution 1: Declare all cookie jar contents to be a legitimate form of currency.

Pประก Read Proposal 1: Establish Cookie Jar Value Standardization Commission

Resolution 2: Create a national registry for cookie jar crimes, including but not limited to: cookie hoarding, cookie theft, and cookie tampering.

Pประก Read Proposal 2: Establish National Cookie Jar Crime Registry

Resolution 3: Establish a Cookie Jar Crimes and Punishments task force to investigate all cookie jar related crimes.

P Read Proposal 3: Establish Cookie Jar Crimes and Punishments Task Force