Agenda Item 3: Cookie Jar Crimes and Punishments

Sub-Committee on Baking and Cookie-Related Transgressions

Chair: Jane Doe, Esq.

Agenda Item 3: The Case of the Missing Chocolate Chip Cookies

The sub-committee will investigate the disappearance of 17 chocolate chip cookies from the break room fridge. Witnesses report seeing a suspicious character with a trail of crumbs leading to the janitor's closet.

Proposed Resolution:

That the perpetrator be forced to bake a new batch of cookies to compensate for their transgressions.

Discussion:

This item has been brought to the floor by the Cookie Jar Crime Stoppers, a group of vigilant citizens who will not stand idly by while cookie-related injustices go unpunished.

Amendments:

Proposed by: John Smith, Esq.

Seconded by: Jane Doe, Esq.

Vote:

Yea: 10

Nay: 2

Abstain: 1