Cookie Jar Philosophy Committee - Agenda

Points of Discussion

• Item 1: The existential implications of a cookie crumb on the floor.
• Item 2: The ethics of cookie hoarding vs. sharing.
• Item 3: Can a cookie be considered art?

Today's discussion will center around the weighty issue of cookie philosophy. We will be debating the finer points of crumbly existentialism, the morality of cookie sharing, and whether or not a cookie can be considered a work of art. Join us for an afternoon of heated debate and snacking.

Subtopics:

• Supplemental Biscuit Theory
• Cookie as Medium for Self-Discovery