Budget Breakdown for the Pointless Committee's Cookie Jar

As a committee dedicated to the pursuit of utterly unnecessary tasks, we've allocated our funds accordingly.

• Cookie Jar Acquisition (20%): $10,000 - Because one can never have too many cookies.
• Unnecessary Research (15%): $5,000 - To explore the theoretical applications of using cookies as projectiles.
• Cookie Experiments (25%): $8,000 - To push the boundaries of cookie physics.
• Bureaucratic Overhead (20%): $6,000 - Because someone has to keep the lights on.
• Treasury of Jargon (10%): $2,000 - To confuse our opponents with an endless array of buzzwords.
• Cookie Snack Budget (10%): $1,000 - Because priorities are important.

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