Budget Breakdown for the Pointless Committee's Cookie Jar
As a committee dedicated to the pursuit of utterly unnecessary tasks, we've allocated our funds accordingly.
- Cookie Jar Acquisition (20%): $10,000 - Because one can never have too many cookies.
- Unnecessary Research (15%): $5,000 - To explore the theoretical applications of using cookies as projectiles.
- Cookie Experiments (25%): $8,000 - To push the boundaries of cookie physics.
- Bureaucratic Overhead (20%): $6,000 - Because someone has to keep the lights on.
- Treasury of Jargon (10%): $2,000 - To confuse our opponents with an endless array of buzzwords.
- Cookie Snack Budget (10%): $1,000 - Because priorities are important.
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