The Cookie Jar Committee: A Study in Futility

Our committee is dedicated to the pursuit of the perfect cookie jar. We've spent years researching, testing, and arguing over the optimal cookie-to-jar ratio, and we're no closer to finding it. But hey, it's a labor of love!

Our current agenda includes:

Developing a comprehensive cookie jar taxonomy
Conducting in-depth interviews with leading cookie jar experts
Hosting cookie-themed escape rooms to simulate real-world cookie jar scenarios

We're seeking funding for the following initiatives:

A cookie jar-shaped satellite in orbit around the Earth
A cookie jar-powered robotic arm to automate cookie jar testing
A cookie jar-themed art installation to raise awareness for the cause

Subcommittee: Cookie Jar Archaeology

Our cookie jar archaeologists have been digging through the depths of history, uncovering ancient cookie jar civilizations. Their findings include:

A 5,000-year-old cookie jar made of solid gold
A 1,000-year-old cookie jar with a hidden compartment
A 500-year-old cookie jar with a mysterious stain

Learn more about our cookie jar archaeological discoveries

Read our treatise on the philosophy of cookie jars Explore our sociological analysis of cookie jar culture Study our ethnographic research on cookie jar symbolism