Cookie Jar Committee: A Committee of Utter Pointlessness

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Cookie Jar Survey: Because You Clearly Need More Questions

We're not really sure why you're here, but we'll humor you. Our committee of highly trained, highly unskilled professionals would like to ask you a series of increasingly inane questions.

Question 1: Do you prefer your cookies crunchy or chewy?

Question 2: Would you rather have cookies for breakfast or for dinner? (Please note: Cookies are not suitable for dinner.)

Question 3: What's the most pressing cookie-related issue facing humanity today? Is it the scarcity of cookie jars, the lack of cookie-themed memes, or something more existential?

Question 4: If you were a cookie, what flavor would you be? Would you be a classic chocolate chip, a snickerdoodle, or perhaps a cookie that's been satiated by the meaninglessness of existence?

Submit your answers to our cookie jar at the bottom of this page.

What flavor cookie would you be? Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Oatmeal Raisin Soy Snickerdoodle

What's the most pressing cookie-related issue? Scarcity of Cookie Jars Lack of Cookie Themed Memes Existential Crisis of Meaning of Cookie Existence

What would you be as a cookie? Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Oatmeal Raisin Soy Snickerdoodle