Cookie Jar Sustainability Task Force - Committee on Pointless Committees

Agenda for the Cookie Jar Sustainability Task Force

Today's agenda:

1. Item 1: Researching the optimal cookie-to- jar ratio for maximum sustainability
2. Item 2: Discussing the environmental impact of cookie crumbs on local wildlife
3. Item 3: Voting on the official cookie jar shape (round, square, or hexagon)

Side effect of this meeting: excessive use of cookie-themed jargon and possible cookie cravings.

Related Subcommittees:

• Cookie Monopoly Task Force - Investigating the dark underbelly of cookie trading and market manipulation
• Cookie Security Task Force - Ensuring the safety and integrity of our cookie reserves

Subpages:

• Cookie Ethics Committee - Examining the moral implications of cookie hoarding
• Cookie Metrics Task Force - Measuring the cookie-related KPIs
• Cookie Strategy Task Force - Planning for cookie-based global domination

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