Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda: Cookies and Sustainability

As a committee of experts in the field of utterly useless endeavors, we've been tasked with examining the intersection of cookies and sustainability.

Our research has led us to the groundbreaking discovery that cookies can, in fact, be sustainable.

We propose a new initiative to develop cookie-based solutions to the world's most pressing problems. Because, clearly, the key to world peace is more cookies.

Meet our team of cookie innovators:

Chairstein

Our fearless leader, Chairstein, is a renowned expert in the field of cookie physics.

Dr. Emily Crunch

Dr. Crunch is a leading expert in the field of cookie-based renewable energy sources.

Biscuitius Maximus

Biscuitius is a master of cookie-based diplomacy.