Cookie Innovation Fund: A Committee for the Utterly Unserious

Sustainable Cookie Practices

Our committee has been tasked with the utterly absurd goal of making cookies more sustainable.

We're not just talking about using solar-powered mixers or composting cookie packaging.

We're talking about redefining the very fabric of reality as it pertains to cookies.

Join us on our journey to make cookies the key to world peace and happiness.

Or, you know, just to make cookies slightly less bad for the planet.

Current Agenda:

Subcommittees:

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Or, just read about us to see why we're not entirely insane.

Cookie-based solutions to real-world problems
Because who needs actual progress, anyway?

Sustainability Budget: $100,000,000

Allocated to:

We're not entirely sure how we're going to spend this budget, but we're sure it'll be great, I mean... interesting.