Committee on Pointless Committees: Cookie of the Year Award
And the winner is... the Chocodot Cookie! This cookie is a masterclass in unnecessary complexity, combining the most basic of cookie flavors with the most excessive of packaging design. It's a true marvel of modern baking.
Our esteemed panel of experts was blown away by the Chocodot Cookie's sheer audacity. Who needs actual chocolate when you can have a cookie that's 90% cookie crumbs and 10% regret?
We're thrilled to announce that the Chocodot Cookie will be available for purchase at your local bakery, where it will no doubt sit on a shelf for months, unloved and unlovely.