html Pointless Committee: Cookies for Scientists

Pointless Committee: Cookies for Scientists

Agenda for the Meeting on Cookies and the Fundamental Theorem of Pastry

Item 1: Discuss the importance of cookie crumbs in the proof of the fundamental theorem of pastry

Item 2: Vote on the optimal cookie-to-pastry ratio for maximum scientific productivity

Item 3: Debate the merits of sprinkles vs. chocolate chips in cookie design

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