Below is a list of reported Cookie Monster sightings within the past month.
| Date | Sighting Location | Description | Action Taken |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2023-03-02 | The break room of the 3rd floor | A large, hairy creature with a penchant for chocolate chip cookies | Called in pest control, but they were too busy to come. The creature has not been seen since. |
| 2023-03-15 | Janitor's closet | A smaller, more agile creature with a preference for sugar cookies | Trapped in a custodian's cart, but it managed to escape. |
| 2023-03-20 | Supply cabinet 4 | A group of 5 creatures, all fighting over a single box of Oreos | Called in the National Cookie Monster Taskforce for assistance. |
Remember, if you see a Cookie Monster, do not approach it. Call the authorities, or at the very least, call us.
We have a dedicated hotline for such incidents: Cookie Monster Hotline
Or, if you'd like to report a sighting, use our Sighting Form