Cookie Subsidy Agenda

We are the Committee of Pointless Affairs, and we are here to make your cookie dreams come true! Our mission is to allocate funds for the sole purpose of buying cookies for the people of this great nation. Because, let's be real, who needs roads, schools, or hospitals when you can have cookies?

Our agenda includes, but is not limited to:

Increasing the cookie-to-person ratio in the nation
Establishing a cookie-of-the-month club, where every month is a different type of cookie
Mandatory cookie breaks for all citizens, at all hours

Current Cookie Budget:

We have allocated $100 million for the fiscal year, which will be spent solely on:

Cookie research and development: 20 million (for the most delicious, the crispest, and the chewiest cookies)
Cookie purchasing and distribution: 40 million (because you can't have a cookie without a plan)
Cookie-themed party celebrations: 30 million (because who doesn't love a good party?)
Cookie-scented candles and cookie-shaped keychains: 10 million (because priorities)

Stay tuned for further updates on our cookie-filled adventures!