December 2023 Christmas Party
Gift ideas for the most discerning committee members:
- 1. A tacky, neon-painted pinecone for the love of all things tacky.
- 2. A year's supply of stale, store-brand coffee creamer.
- 3. A 10-foot-long chain of festive, yet awkwardly-placed Christmas lights.
Charity gifts for the soulless | Secret Santa, or not.