DECISION 3: FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY IS NOT OUR THING

In this meeting, we will discuss the utterly absurd decision to purchase more paperclips, despite our current paperclip budget being 0 dollars and 0 cents. Because, priorities.

• Vote for Option 1: "Let's Just Use Glue Instead, We're Fancy Like That"
• Vote for Option 2: "We'll Just Use Our Fingers, It's Not Like We're Made of Money"
• Vote for Option 3: "Who Needs Paperclips, Anyway? We Can Just Use Rocks?"