The Pointless Committee: Fanciful Follies and Faux-Debates

Agenda for the 4th Fanciful Follies Meeting

Today's meeting will be a thrilling exploration of the intricacies of Decision 5: The Great Sock Puppet Debate, a topic so complex it requires 4 hours of discussion.

Also on the agenda: The Fanciful Follies Fiasco, AKA The Case of the Missing Donuts, a tale of deceit, betrayal, and stale pastries.

Decisions Made

Decision 4: The committee shall convene for an additional 2 hours for more "debate."
Decision 3: The chairperson's chair will be repolished.

Decisions to be Made

Decision 7: The committee shall decide on a new committee chairperson's chair.
Decision 8: The committee shall debate the merits of the color decision 7.

Remember to bring your lunch! The committee will be taking a 1 hour break to eat it.

Next meeting: 3 weeks. Same place. Same time.